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Title |
Description |
Date |
Type |
 | King of PAIN | Get all Trophies in Downtown plus Trill and Grenade-A-Maid | |  |
| Affliction Addiction | Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown | | |
| Rodeo Clown | Use Ed to explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss | |  |
| Harder Dick's Balls | Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting the scene | | |
| Trill | Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo | | |
| 2 Mill Club | Get ";PAIN in the Park"; and ";D-Town Destruction"; | | |
| Ninja pwn | Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Abusement Park mode | | |
| Dude Abides | Use ";The Dude"; to score 30 Strikes in Bowling | |  |
| D-Town Destruction | Get 2,000,000 score in PAINdemonium and Aftermath | | |
| PAIN in the Park | Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours | | |
| Combo Mambo | Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition | | |
| Horsin' a Clown | Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster | | |
| Glutton | Make 30 ";Eat It!"; shots in ";Call Da Shot"; | | |
| Constipated | 100th Strike | | |
| PAIN and Mane | Play 100 games of Trauma or Horse | | |
| Attention Spam | Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition | | |
| Grenade-A-Maid | Get Exploded 200 times in Downtown Fun With Explosives (single or multiplayer) playing any female character | | |
| Gettin’ Hoff | Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode | | |
| Buzzmonkey | Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz | | |
| Helmet PI | Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car | | |
| Camera Boom | Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions | | |
| Glass Lass | Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss | | |
| Blockbuster | Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower | | |
| Sore Spotting | Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow | | |
| Secret Santa | Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa | | |
| Handy-Capped | Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbing | | |
| Lo Touch | Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion | | |
| Everyone's a Winner | Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics | | |
| It's Full Of Cars | Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE | | |
| Zoom Raider | Travel through all the secret passages in one run in The Stiffstonian, Knight at the Museum, and Fun With Explosives single player (any difficulty) | | |
| Potty Time | Dive into 3 urinals, experience some FArt, and blow up The Stinker status in one run in The Stiffstonian | | |
| Monkey-On-Monkey | Earn gold medals in Museum Spank Normal, Hard, and PAINful with Ivan Tojakov | | |
| Bone Smoker | Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times | | |
| Butter Mousetrap | Mousetrap into the toaster in The Stiffstonian without hitting the ground | | |
| MILF All Knight Long | Complete Mummy I'd Like To Fling without resetting | | |
| Tub Girl | Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village | | |
| Snow Blown | Shoot through all the Snow Blower Launchers in one run | | |
| Ice Breaker | Break all the ice blocks in one run | | |
| Snow Ride | Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village | | |
| Santa's Package | Bomb Granny with a Throw Present | | |
| 12 Days of Crispness | Find and hit all the green presents in the Ski Area Fun With Explosives | | |
